Punny is Funny

sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends

I’m no longer on bad terms w/ anyone. I’m declaring it. Dislike me by yourself. I wish you the best.

that phenomenon where you struggle with a video game boss fight literally all night or something and decide to just fucking go to bed and you just flawlessly handle it as soon as you wake up 

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)