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radiofreederry

Lol

cavegirlpoems

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

letoiididnothingwrong

Reagan was cooking here. If you cannot dream of owning a yacht, you truly cannot be alive.

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paper-mario-wiki

there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

paper-mario-wiki

yes, thank you

paper-mario-wiki

been thinking about this some more. i find it very funny that people are, somewhat predictably, trying to score more points in the notes.

for those people, here's a more specific map, as well as examples for each section:

letoiididnothingwrong

Important scientific work being done on this website.

desert-palm

captain-acab

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

#certified banger

amazoogle

Have and Have Not (2006) Crystal Schenk

chromatographic

look i reblogged this because this piece FUCKS but then

then I looked in the notes and y’know.

some people seems confused.

Why a shopping cart with stained glass?

or This would be cool to shop with

or something about religion and NO

NO

THIS. Is about HOMES.

That style stained glass? Those diamonds? They speak to me, and they say “Townhouse”. and FANCY townhouse, at that. They say “City home, old home, a home that is RICH, a shelter from the storm and a safe place for a family”.

But on! a! shopping cart!

That evokes - to me - Homelessness.

The person on the street who had no other choice but to steal the best cart they could from a store’s corral just to have a way to transport the meager belongings that are all they fucking have in this world. And it’s NOT a home or a safe place or a shelter but it’s all you fucking have!

And this piece goes and puts them fucking together! AND NAMES IT.

Yeah this is fucking ART.

spinchs-field

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

spinchs-field

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

pitterpatterletsgetater2

@spinchs-field We’re milling in ways you can’t imagine

#mtg #magic the gathering #laboratory mainiac #graduate to milling yourself kids.

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nicolauda

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

pastaroasta

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

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Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

onceuponamirror

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

captain-snark

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

astronomical-bagel

#certified banger #facts #realness #big fax #10/10

nostalgicmermaaiid

Black indie animated projects that you should check out!

I thought I’d share the ones i’ve seen and link the channels in light of recent events. beating myself up for not having done this sooner tbh

Wheels and Roses - roller derby & magical girls!

The Three Tomes - a vampire love story

DizzyCat - slice of life adventures of 2 cat siblings

Crocodile Dance - a thriller combining myth and Afrofuturism

Furious and Fat Cat - comedy about 2 childhood friends who reunite as roommates

The Ebony Witch - disney/don bluth inspired fantasy series

I Don’t Want To Be A Magical Girl - yall probably know this one but I’m putting it here anyway

Please reblog with any that I missed!

edit: check the comments for more recs as well!

snwlvl-deactivated20240125

capitalism breeds innovation

ferrumanulum

Yeah that will do it.

citric-crow

improved

simplyghosting

Tags via @bookdragon1811

syphabelnyades

ashed13

@theunknowngrowshere

otherworldlyflameorb

I'm not sorry this is funny

ashed13

MR PRESIDENT! THEY HIT THE SECOND ELECTRICAL OUTLET!

eldest-daughter-syndrome

#i hate this

sexhaver

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

getrealprim

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

#certified banger #fuck the police #acab #defund boston pd

eternalgaylord

collecting tweets

eternalgaylord

#vessel alert

that's right

letoiididnothingwrong

Little Guy 1: Ever feel like the suffering you are experiencing as part of the raw energy of existence that permeates your soul cannot possibly measure up to the struggles of others, rendering your internal and external will a weak flicker in the eyes of the blazing inferno of the human soul?

Little Guy 2 : Yeah man, it's dank.

#fear #existence #pain #emptiness #pure joy

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jess-abides

This is it, this is the one

optical-trapping

#facts #certified banger #realness

depsidase

fullcravings

Chocolate Chip Cookie Bars

pointnclick

im going to post old cat images now

ceiling cat

monorail cat

long cat

the OG can i haz cheezburger cat

the lesser known graphix cat

invisible bike cat

my planet needs me cat

cat with the gat

brunhiddensmusings

tzikeh

Good lord we need MOAR of the original LOLCATS (or cat macros, as they were originally known)

anarchistmemedistro

the OG memes

sailor-arashi

undefinedbehavior

Ah, the ancient texts.

#the tomes od the ancients

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tamamita

Yippie

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companys the NANOSECOND pride month starts

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