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Aries: Every main character that suffers Major Tragedy™ yet stil remains hopeful and jolly

Taurus: “Hi im just an ordinary typical relatable High School student with no real points of interests until [plot development] happens and now suddenly im the most important person within a 100 mile radius”

Gemini: Making sure to scream the overly long and weirdly specific name of the attack you plan on using before using it

Cancer: The titty bounce physics that makes every oversized pair of tatas jiggle from running to just breathing

Leo: *character says sometime mildly suprising or reaction worthy* *other characters stop dead in their tracks, body posture like theyve been struck with lightning, and faces drawn exagerated and warped*

Virgo: The tsundere whose only real role is to love the main character

Libra: Stopping mid intense moment to tell an entire backstory regardless of any type of logic 

Scorpio: The beach/water episode that finally lets the animators draw their creations half naked and rake in that sweet sweet revenue

Sagittarius: The appetite and metabolism of the main or side character that allows them to eat overly large portions without gaining weight 

Capricorn: The signature anime grunt that no real living person can accomplish naturally with day to day life

Aquarius: The Nosebleed™ that every fertile male character recieves when a female has tits

Okay.

🇩🇪Germany is defeated.

🇯🇵Japan is the only one left.

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us