Just Space Girls Doing What Space Girls Do

Aries: Zombies are dumb, slow, and have uncoordinated movement

Taurus: The Villian in an action film will always have an English accent

Gemini: Unless its the main character, every gunshot wound is fatal and allows them to live just long enough to finish speaking

Cancer: If they’re not from this world then theres a 100% chance they want to kill us all

Leo: Small town police will always be lazy and bad at their job

Virgo: Every adult is fucking idiot when the main characters are teens or kids

Libra: If theres a chance for titty, the titty will always be taken

Scorpio: In desperate times, a pipe can always be ripped from a wall to be used as a weapon or tool

Sagittarius: If they’re told to stay put or not touch something, theres a 100% chance of disobeying

Capricorn: Phones ALWAYS work, even in places where they shouldnt and in times where they should be dead

Aquarius: All evil masterminds happen to find a physically flawed henchman to go along with their schemes

Aries: A toothy smile to brighten their day

Taurus: A witty and perpetual sense of humor

Gemini: Strength to carry on through hard times

Cancer: The baking skills of a god

Leo: An acceptance for their faults

Virgo: A nurturing and caring nature

Libra: A trustable personality

Scorpio: An ability to share and enjoy interests

Sagittarius: Having human flesh and a beating heart

Capricorn: A take charge attitude 

Aquarius: A cool and hip personality

Aries: McDonalds bathrooms

Taurus: Ikea food courts

Gemini: Any seemingly empty hospital 

Cancer: The refrigerated goods area in Target

Leo: Forests after 2 days with no human contact

Virgo: Airports at 2 am

Libra: Small country churches

Scorpio: The inside of an outhouse at night

Sagittarius: Any 7/11

Capricorn: Shell gas stations

Aquarius: Dark and cold rooms

Aries: The Stoner- red eyes, long straight hair, lots of surfer slang, permedent cloud of smoke whenever they enter a room to allow viewers at home to know that they were infact smoking the devils cabbage

Taurus: The Nerd to Pretty girl- picked on by cheerleaders pre-makeover, turns out to be prettier than cheerleaders, claims to teach ‘beauty on the inside’ rule but does the opposite bc not everyone can just get a complete makeover and look effortlessly amazing

Gemini: The Hacker- Only ever eats pizza, says ‘once I get through this firewall’ a lot more than nessesary, glasses, never turns on bedroom light

Cancer: The Class Clown- wears sunglasses inside, legs kicked up on desk, perpetual shit-eating grin

Leo: The Sexually Frustrated Virgin- 99% of the time male, estranged cousin of the Nerd, secret collection of naughty pictures, has personally drilled 4 of the 5 holes in the ladies lockerroom wall

Virgo: The Jock- buff, strong, and meatheaded, bullies the outsiders, enjoys throwing football in areas where football should not be thrown

Libra: The Snacker- backpack full of snacks, always asking for a pencil, does work between chip crunches

Scorpio: The Emo/Goth- Sacrifices goats in their free time, black eyeliner is never smudged, likes to say ‘ugh’

Sagittarius: The Prep Boy(s)- total chad, “my father will hear about this!”, shorts in every color of the rainbow, calls friends ‘broskis’, “no homo tho”

Capricorn: The Nerd- thick glasses, picked on by Jock, in love with (perfect popular student), 4.3 GPA, “according to my research..”

Aquarius: The Cheerleader- Blond™, dating Jock, followed by 2 or more goons (with one being a minority for ‘racial diversity’), short and suggestive clothing

Aries: space, grizzly bears, hair ties, unrequited affection, baking

Taurus: gardening, vine, ballet, eye-contact, early august

Gemini: crystal pepsi, high tops, circle glasses, high school auditoriums

Cancer: bubbles, laughing, golden hour, tea, chocolate, old cars

Leo: hair dye, dr. pepper, the color red, sketching, bass guitar

Virgo: middle school, comfy jackets, very organized binders, horses, ambition

Libra: skateboards, flash photos at night, hoodies, finding out someone you know likes an artist that you like too, cotton candy ice cream

Scorpio: k-pop, teaching, insecurity, BIG smiles, enthusiasm, spanglish

Sagittarius: instagram, art museums, homemade jewelry, golden retrievers, face masks, distance

Capricorn: cheerful attitudes, 80s movies, musical theater, bluntness, immature but endearing sense of humor

Aquarius: photoshop, travel, unrealized potential, the beach on an overcast day, favorite songs you forgot about, hanging out from 6 til 11 pm

Aries: “Kids these days and their music! I remember back when music was good, when we sung about closing doors and shooting heroin!”

Taurus: Livin large with their 3D printed and fully sentient Anime waifu

Gemini: Unlike Ash Ketchem, they weren’t shock resistant and died by the hands of genetically made IRL pokemon

Cancer: Running a retirement home for old puppers

Leo: *Lands a sweet trick on their signature skrrt-board 3000* “How do ya do fellow adolescences?”

Virgo: Still waiting for their letter from Hogwarts

Libra: Sittin’ in a lawnchair at 8pm watching the sunset, sippin’ on a vintage Arizona Tea can

Scorpio: *Still in their gothic/emo phase, wearing all dark colors in a black wheelchair* “haha suck it mom, guess it wasnt a phase now was it?”

Sagittarius: Your hair is now orange and curly, you hold a job teaching kids of various likeability, your only friend is a yellow sentient schoolbus, youve become… Ms Frizzle.

Capricorn: The year is 2042, gas prices have reached an all time high, Capricorn adapts by using Heelys as their main source of transportation

Aquarius: Battling aliens in the front lines in the seeminly never-ending Space

Aries: People chewing with their mouths open

Taurus: Saying something really cool or funny but being interrupted mid sentence so its never really heard and the moment is lost

Gemini: Getting told how to do something obvious

Cancer: Misplacing whats never important till its misplaced

Leo: People that get mad at employees for things they can't control

Virgo: Having to repeat themselves more than once

Libra: A dirty screen on any device

Scorpio: People who walk around with speakers in their backpacks or just playing music loudly in general

Sagittarius: People reading out billboards in a cramped car

Capricorn: Going to click something on their screen but the moment they do something else pops up and they accidentally click that instead

Aquarius: Sound of fork against plate

Aries: Mokele-Mbembe

Taurus: Gambo

Gemini: Trunko

Cancer: Mongolian Death Worm

Leo: Nandi Bear

Virgo: Jersey Devil

Libra: Dobhar-chú

Scorpio: Mothman

Sagittarius: Bunyip

Capricorn: Loveland Frog

Aquarius: Qupqugiaq

aries: the unease and paranoia after watching a scary movie that keeps you on edge all night even though you know you're safe

taurus: coming back to your house after a long vacation and leaving unfamiliarity for the familiar again

gemini: going to a concert by yourself to dance and scream out all the lyrics, not caring what anyone might think

cancer: seeing the sun creep over the ocean at dawn and watching the beach fill up with people as the day goes on

leo: awkwardly grazing the hand of someone you know which makes you both internally question whether or not you're just friends

virgo: revisiting your childhood home and all of its memories

libra: when you're at a party and the only friend that you know there leaves you

scorpio: the odd excitement of the unknown at the start of a new year

sagittarius: staying up so late on the road that you see the sun rise in a booth at a 24-hour diner

capricorn:experiencing the peace and the calm that comes with the first snowfall of winter

aquarius: the pain you feel in your throat and the aching in your chest before you cry for the first time in many years

Aries: Killed a wasp by drowing it and felt so guilty they cried for 10 minutes

Taurus: Killed someone for a Klondike bar

Gemini: The poor sap that asked for pepsi at a coke deal and found himself at the wrong end of a knife

Cancer: The only thing murdered here was their innocence

Leo: Fell victim to the ruthless Man Door Hand Hook Car door

Virgo: Stealthy ninja, suffocating victims in their sleep

Libra: Went inside the wrong uber after happy hour. Alcohol kills, kids.

Scorpio: Poisoned the waterhole

Sagittarius: Tried to stab someone, saw blood and freaked out

Capricorn: “what are ya gonna do, stab me?” *stabbed*

Aquarius: Was mugging someone but the gun jammed, looked down the barrel and kaboom

Aries: Noah – LOUD, random XD humor, everyone’s favorite because he’s so creative.

Taurus: Allison – looks scared all the time, is happy to be a part of the group but wishes she was at home, cries when her costume gets a rip in it.

Gemini: Harry – was there for one day, a mystery, his mom has a little bit of a big ego.

Cancer: Hope – very artistic, Charity’s older sister, her eyes turn into actual hearts when she looks at someone she admires.

Leo: Samantha – cries to get what she wants, doesn’t understand why we can’t play soccer even though this is a theatre camp, doesn’t want to participate because she lied to her mom about what role she got.

Virgo: Tori – chaotic neutral, has stage fright, teacher’s pet.

Libra: Charity – SUPER sassy, fashionable as heck, keeps the other campers in line.

Scorpio: Vince – told everyone that Santa and God aren’t real, his dad has a machete, cusses like a sailor.

Sagittarius: Brooke – wears makeup every day even though she’s like six years old, always smiling, very sweet but doesn’t like to do what she’s told.

Capricorn: James – positive despite being very serious, has a really cool Avengers lunch box, projected his lines the best during the performance at the end of the week.

Aquarius: Avery – rarely talks but giggles a lot, very focused, carries a plush rabbit everywhere.

Aries: Loves to cook, tries their hardest and god, it shows

Taurus: They’re decent, they make a mean grilled cheese

Gemini: Their cereal caught on fire

Cancer: Gets nervous and will typically mess one thing up per dish, like over whipping the cake batter or mixing up the pepper with rat poison

Leo: Culinary mastermind, making Gordon Ramsey proud

Virgo: WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE YOU WERE MAKING ICECREAM

Libra: Cant cook well but they make the best lasagna in town

Scorpio: As long as they follow the recipe to a tee nothing will go wrong

Sagittarius: Should probably just stick to eating the food, not making it

Capricorn: Boiled an egg once

Aquarius: Tried to make egg salad from scratch and ended up with tuna casserole

Aries: Every main character that suffers Major Tragedy™ yet stil remains hopeful and jolly

Taurus: “Hi im just an ordinary typical relatable High School student with no real points of interests until [plot development] happens and now suddenly im the most important person within a 100 mile radius”

Gemini: Making sure to scream the overly long and weirdly specific name of the attack you plan on using before using it

Cancer: The titty bounce physics that makes every oversized pair of tatas jiggle from running to just breathing

Leo: *character says sometime mildly suprising or reaction worthy* *other characters stop dead in their tracks, body posture like theyve been struck with lightning, and faces drawn exagerated and warped*

Virgo: The tsundere whose only real role is to love the main character

Libra: Stopping mid intense moment to tell an entire backstory regardless of any type of logic 

Scorpio: The beach/water episode that finally lets the animators draw their creations half naked and rake in that sweet sweet revenue

Sagittarius: The appetite and metabolism of the main or side character that allows them to eat overly large portions without gaining weight 

Capricorn: The signature anime grunt that no real living person can accomplish naturally with day to day life

Aquarius: The Nosebleed™ that every fertile male character recieves when a female has tits

Aries: Die immediately

Taurus: Call the cops

Gemini: Try to break it up

Cancer: “Im a bad bitch, you cant kill me!” *gets shot*

Leo: Play pacifist and then throw the winning punch

Virgo: Fight like their life was on the line

Libra: Play tough but get their ass beat

Scorpio: Beat their ass, beat their friends ass, and beat their mommas ass

Sagittarius: Get beat up but like any anime fight they’ll get back up and win

Capricorn: Stop the fight, take the guy out for lunch, become friends, invite them over for dinner, then poison their lasagna 

Aquarius: Say sarcastic comments while dodging hits

Aries: Cries too easily

Taurus: Forgives people they shouldn’t forgive

Gemini: Tends to think with emotions over logic

Cancer: Has issues with memory

Leo: Compares themselves to others more than they should

Virgo: Cant take criticism 

Libra: Puts other peoples wants over their own needs

Scorpio: Doesn’t know how to express emotion in a healthy way

Sagittarius: Their anger gets the best of them

Capricorn: Overthinks most situations 

Aquarius: Doesn’t care as much as they should