#1 Matt Bragg Trash

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

Innovative techniques are the key to raising the bar in the maid high slump competition

Raising the maid too

put me down.

if i do something wrong they kill me