Lesslee Nope

i want to make a comic using this text? i’ve read it 100 times today

70,000 can’t be teeth, WRONG

WAIT THE “LIVE DELICIOUSLY” THING IS FROM THE WITCH…… I THOUGHT PAULA DEEN SAID IT THIS WHOLE TIME

i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!

Scooby Doo teens be like if we don’t go around in a van looking for criminals who will. Who fucking will.

unmute this now

when you can’t stop thinking of that one joke