Less Bitter, More Glitter

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

i am of the opinion that mel would canonically say 'whoopsie daisy'

this is a woman who shrugs and smiles after a mistake that covered whitaker in blood, she was excited about doing a procedure she had only practiced in a cadaver lab before. she will say whoopsie daisy. it's real to me

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

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