do whatever you want forever

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

whyis this tweet my dead wife

the engineers designing the tesla truck

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads

your cat was an honor to see in the window

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt