Do as you please with me.

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

Pare de adiar a alegria até que a vida esteja de um jeito específico. Você tem o direito de ser feliz enquanto descobre as coisas.

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?