the ruby of the sea is the best lay ever!

too much love inside me disorder

an evil guy killing people is problematic TO YOU. not to me though. it builds character

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

ummmm hey sorry if this is stupid , but the earth has like mountains and valleys and stuff. you know? so i dont see, how can it be flat? if theres mountains and stuff... sorry if its stupid. i'm sorry.

Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks

Coming out is different when you know if you come out to one person you risk the whole town knowing. Coming out is different when religion is entwined in your entire community. Being queer is different when you can't trust that your doctor or therapist will stay confidential. Being queer is different when conversion therapy is subtle and normalized. Transitioning is different when there aren't gender clinics or gender therapists for 50 miles. School is different when other kids are put at risk by being seen with you. Can we stop acting like there aren't queer people living in rural areas and start supporting them

here it goes: what taylor swift song + piece of media combination are you 

fictional characters can kill as many people as they want but it’s illegal for them to be annoying hope this helps

HAPPY LESBIAN DAY OF VISIBILITY ❤️🧡🤍💗

let me assign you a realistic personality trait 

happy lesbian day of visibility to trans lesbians! to pronoun non conforming trans lesbians and gender non conforming trans lesbians. to those pre and post and non transition i wish you all the best!!

‪starting to think one direction: this is us (2013) might not win best picture at the oscars ‬

This post gets funnier every year

Jane "I can fix him" Eyre vs Cathy "I can make him worse" Earnshaw

*uses my titties for evil*