Meat Is For Beating, Not Eating

it is actually so sickening that buck spent a whole episode acting weird and crazy because he was feeling homojeaalousy about eddie and then ended the episode kissing Mr NothingBurger and then proceeded to date jakey nothingburger for SIX FUCKING MONTHS whole time the only thing these two ever really seemed to talk about was Eddie. for their Whole Relationship. and then their breakup was about eddie and then their post-breakup hookup was about eddie and then their post-post-breakup-hookup breakup was about eddie as well. why did that happen

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

idle minds go to slop. get thee away from chatbot sacrament. not ensouled

pushed pork

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

it is funny having a big heavy purse bc people who don't carry bags are always like "god what do u even have in there" and then every time you hang out they need something that you have in there

i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to wear makeup

But you can if you want to

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder