you want stars? i got skyfull

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

I really don't have much going on in my life, except the horrors, so when people ask me questions it feels like a test of some kind