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life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

id ride so fucking hard for the centaurs dude. you have no idea. I'd ride so fucking hard for them irl. they suck so bad and I love them so much. I felt this way before they even became the modern day equivalent of the sacred band of thebes which is objectively one of the funniest things ive ever read. a team who fucking loses every match and smokes weed about it. halloween dress up parties. absolutely horrible logo. they are so important. to me

I don’t think I’ve seen a fictional character/actor become this many people’s muse since Armand (Assad Zaman) said “No one has painted me in over 400 years.” Good for Hudcon.

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

me and @beemovieerotica

when Hudson said in an interview that his butt changes throughout the show the only thing I could think about was "your hair changes dramatically from short to long, do you wear wigs?" And now I need someone to ask them that in an interview plsss

Ilya improves his English by watching Golden Girls reruns. I have no basis for this headcanon, I can just feel it in my balls

Putting every 20something "wahh I'm so shy I just want someone to use me wehhh" subby tboy puppy bottom into a pit with a knife until one of them learns how to be a domtop who knows what they want. The winner gets a firm handshake and a pat on the back

if there is one thing i will never judge it is how ilya lost his fucking marbles after shane ditched him he literally lost a stone cold ten millionaire who he chemically engineered into being his perfect lay AND he is contractually obligated to see him several times a year i would’ve been crashing out even harder