Tess

Happy disbarment day! 🥳

Phoenix has been a piano player for 3 slutty, slutty years now! Way to go, Phoenix!

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Alternatively, if you put a mattress over them they become useless, although you do risk having the city take the mattress. Normally they don’t reinstall the spikes if you keep removing them.

As for the benches, a concrete or hand held circular saw can cut off the arm rests of the benches with too many arm rests to sleep on. Just remember: Wear protective goggles and practice proper safety if using power tools. All of this stuff can be bought at Home Depot or your local variant of Home Depot.

Any objects labeled ‘boat’ will now simply clip through walls if stuck.

The Queen of England’s soul count reduced back to one due to difficulty of bossfight.

Wizard Orbs have a +2% drop rate from Squirrels.

Ocean depth extended 50 feet to make room for new jellyfish species spawned.

“Gävlebocken Burner” NPC will now spawn in correct location rather than the bottom of the ocean.

Added new spells “Lesser Baja Blast”, “Untransmute Idaho”, “Summon Adderall Ape”, and “Marriage Bolt” to fix balancing issues.

Entity “Slug” population reset.

“Weird Bug In Charge Of Night Time” NPC model updated and attack power increased to 13.

Tupperware despawn rate increased by 2%.

Can no longer clip through the floor of Walmart bathrooms if you jump onto a toilet and perform the “backflip” movement.

“Guy Who Cheers At Marvel Movies” NPC will spawn less often.

“Refrigerator” fixed to not spawn “yogurt: strawberry” object at random.

I work in an obstetrician and gynaecologist’s office. we have to tell patients on a regular basis that they are binge drinking weekly when they think they are simply consuming a normal amount of alcohol on the weekends.

having more than 3 drinks in a single sitting if you have an estrogen based endocrine system is a binge that is medically significant.

having more than 5 in a sitting is a medically significant binge for someone with a testosterone based endocrine system.

every time you do this, it significantly impacts your risk of getting breast cancer, and damages your liver. it takes time to recover from that liver damage. if you’re having a 3-5 or more drink binge on a weekly basis, you are an alcoholic, medically speaking, and your liver is not recovering.

again: the bar for what binge drinking is, medically, is so much lower than what you think it is.

alcohol is a really toxic substance and not something you should fuck around with.

again: if you have an estrogenized hormone system (common for most women), then 3 drinks is a binge. if you have a testosteronized hormone system (common for most men), then 5 drinks is a binge.

anything above that number, consumed as frequently as weekly or more, and you’re medically a binge drinking alcoholic.

also, if you’re drinking any quantity of alcohol 6 days a week or more, that’s another threshold at which, medically speaking, you meet the definition of alcoholism. your liver needs more days without alcohol in your system than just one a week to recover and be healthy.

I don’t say any of this to shame anyone—to me, alcoholism or substance use disorders aren’t a sign of weakness or moral failing. and most of us genuinely don’t know this stuff.

information is key. you don’t have to stop drinking, but the utter lack of education on alcohol + the normalization of binge drinking in current society leads to many people drinking without any idea of what it’s doing to their bodies.

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.tatecakes: customer asked for brown bread and i didn't hear them so i said 'you're having sourdough' but forgot to ask it like a question and she just said 'ok.'

brooklynbradshaw21: one time i answered the phone by saying "january, february, march... i'm so sorry, i don't know why i did that, how can i help you" and they hung up.

cailynvol6: one time the phone was ringing but for some reason i hit the intercom button and said "hello?" across the entire store.

eatasslol0: one time i greeted a customer by saying "hello google." it was a bad day.

shaynahicks21: one time a lady told me her last name was "romaine" like the lettuce, so i typed in "lettuce" as her last name... she came back in and laughed at me.

icewater_stan: it's ok i charged someone $100 for a scoop of ice cream once and all he said was "that's a bit expensive."