no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,

on the day of shane’s birth yuna took him to the melted centre bell and dipped him into it to turn him into the greatest hockey player of all time but unfortunately her hand was covering one foot and this is the skate he trips on at the end of the long game

the way shane would’ve died wondering if ilya hadn’t started beating it in the shower oh my god im actually tearing up beating meat saves lives

sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.

I get so Shane off that Tequilya

if shane hollander had been alive during the late jurassic, he would have evolved flight

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

this June we're getting hot and letting no one hit

I do think the women obsessed with smut on booktok are inventing brand new things to be horny about that nobody had ever considered before, and I can only congratulate them for that.

They filled the hole that deviantart perverts left behind