The Closet

catholics be like “don’t be horny kids” and then bombard you with images of half naked men tied up to things 

ur right and u should say it

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

This is amazing I love it

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

rule of thumb to future college students: don’t feel bad about being weird because someone is always weirder. i felt awkward because i was walking around the dorm in just socks but then a guy got on the elevator with me and as he walked out i realized he was barefoot. this is not the first time that happened. i thought it was a bit strange to watch anime with some friends in a common room at odd hours but there’s a person at my dorm with a taako poster on their door for all to see. people have whiteboards on their door exclusively to draw memes on. everything is just whatever

There’s a dude on my campus that brings a loaf of bread with him into the shower and eats it there, “for efficiency”

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

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the “what if we kissed” meme is just a way for us to be touch starved on main without looking desperate