Do I look crotchy in this?

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

anyone else randomly have to sit down cause there's a soul crushing burden of loneliness and fear of the future but then you have to breathe cause you don't have time to break and go back to work or is it just me

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

careful UK you're gonna hurt yourself patting yourself on the back so hard on how generous you are hosting eurovision on behalf of ukraine

sick and twisted that theres not a tractor on stage right now

They didnt let them have their tractor they didnt let them get naked they didnt let them shoot roses and or fireworks out of their ass. Slavophobia real

how long will eurovision hold the butter churning against us???