he needs mouse bites to live

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

Happy pride to specifically the moment in series 16 when Sue Perkins reached over the line to help Julian Clary take a drink from his liquid.

Getting high on open window air

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.