he needs mouse bites to live

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

it's okay for me to throw stones my house is made of much sturdier glass

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

Happy pride to specifically the moment in series 16 when Sue Perkins reached over the line to help Julian Clary take a drink from his liquid.

Getting high on open window air