dreamy/juno

im a medically recognized narcissist and im still less of an asshole than 90% of the people i interact with

and if you have twelve, then-

you jest, but I have yet to talk my wife out of this precise color scheme for our wedding. (…which is happening on april 13th.)

YOU HAVE A HOMESTUCK THEMED WEDDING???

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

Tatreez embroidery! This is an endangered craft but there are a few organizations working to preserve it. I really like https://tirazain.com/archive which is preserving motifs and turning them into easy-to-use cross stitch charts in an organized online library.

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else