Look At Me

Found abusive family

PLEASE use contraceptives if you don't intend to bear children

i'm getting knocked up again Tonight

Stop killing babies.

I refused to leave when the experiment was over and bargained my way up to three marshmallows.

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

Diva alert ⚠️

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

“do you love the colour of the sky” type legs

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

I will watch him for you forever