love to think about dick and jaybin brotherism if it was in the modern era. hereâs a scene iâve been rotating in my head:
*on a road trip for some reason*
dick (18): iâm gonna stop at the 7-11 up here, you want anything?
jason (13): yeah, a pack of marlboros
dick: smoking kills, you know
jason: and those zyns destroy your gums
dick: thatâs different, iâm eighteen
jason: still not old enough to buy those things, youâve got a fake id
jason: do you think bruceâd be happy to know you buy drugs and alcohol with a fake id?
dick: bruce isnât the boss of me
jason: heâs the boss of me, and youâre a bad influence. what would he say if i told him there were drugs in your car?
dick: there arenât drugs in my car
jason, pulling a baggie of weed from his pocket and shoving it in the glove box: there are now
dick: âŚyouâre getting lucky strikes, theyâre cheaper
jason: YOUR DAD IS A BILLIONAIRE