Learn To Love Everyone

Alastor: *Sitting in the hallway outside lucifers room in an armchair with a matching table and a teaset*

Angel: Heya smiles……… the heck are you doin?

Alastor: Hm? Why I’m having tea! would you like to join me? *Creates another chair beside the table*

Angel: ….. ssssure…. *Gets handed a cup* sooo… what we doin?

Alastor: I believe I answered that already.

Angel: No I mean... Why are we having tea here?

Alastor: Ah. Well… it started off as testing the kings self restraint… but through my discovery I have concluded that I have instead found a loop of infinite entertainment.

Angel: Yea? How’s that?

Alastor: *Lifts up his microphone letting out the sound of small peeps from a duckling*

Lucifer: *Kicking open the door* DAMMIT ASSHOLE! I KNOW ITS YOU MAKING THAT NOISE!!!

Alastor: And yet you still see the need to check….

Lucifer: WELL????

Alastor: …..It was indeed me. There are STILL no tiny foul in the hallway~

Lucifer: THEN FUCKOFF!!! *Slams the door*

Angel: …..the fuck was that?

Alastor: It was this! *Lifts up his staff and makes the same noise*

Lucifer: *Kicks open the door again* LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Alastor: Stop checking for ducks and I might~

Lucifer: I WILL! *Slams the door again*

Alastor: He won’t.

Angel: How do ya know?

Alastor: …………………

Angel: ……………ya gonna do it again arnt y-

Alastor: *Lifts up his staff for a third time*

Lucifer: *Punches open the door* I FUCKING HATE YOU!

Alastor: Careful~ You might scare the ducks.

Lucifer: THERE ARE NO DUCKS!!!

Alastor: mmmmmm……. Are you sure?… If you were certain, you wouldn’t open the door, now would you?

Lucifer: ARE THERE DUCKS OR NOT???

Alastor: Sadly for you… again no ducks.

Lucifer: *Slams the door again*

Angel: How long have you been doing this???

Alastor: I’m not quite sure… long enough to gather all the essentials for tea. So….. I’d say 6 hours or so.

Angel: And you haven’t gotten bored???

Alastor: Of course not! I must surely test this to its absolute limit. *Lifts his staff again*

Lucifer: *Swings the door open ugly crying* PLEeeEEeASSSSEE!!! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!