It's a buncha stuff

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

He does so to dodge the draft

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

For those who celebrate

sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise