I write to you

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

oh god shes collapsed someone get her a thai iced tea and a bowl of tofu pad see ew STAT!!!!!

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

#i’d illegally download you all

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

keep living, maybe like, try a multivitamin. as well

and open a window during daylight hours

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them