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my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

can i be super super honest with you? im in no way trying to downplay your experiences but i have to speak my truth here. i don't believe that your shitty ex was a man. i just don't. i don't think men have a rich enough inner world to be evil, or insane. based on your stories about "him" i think youre describing an intelligent actor with a robust theory of mind, capable of behaving with intentional malice. not a straight man. basically i think you're lying, and i think youre a lesbian. thats all.

Love & Light, but this paranoiacally-inclined support group and its selection of psychically permeable MILFs is simply not vibrationmatching me and there's just no way around it. Unlike you unclean whores, whose toxin-riddled hag hides produce an obscene polycotton blend of poor quality and negligible monetary value, my morgellons all come out as 24g copper wire. I weave them into electrocunductive healing jewelry, the sale of which supports my 501c3 nonprofit femmes-only universalist sangha and thereby the steady flow of women, preferably straight-married, into the inner pleasure-temples of my my sappho-tantric mystery school. It's just one of the ways I transmute adversity into opportunity, not that you gormless crones would innerstand.

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

I mean if you really want a take that you can hate me for, I think people who only take morning showers are nasty. I will never let the opinion of someone who willingly sleeps in the pollen and dirt and sweat of the day matter to me

like I will not host hookups because the one rule for getting into my bed is you have to be clean of skin. gotta be smelling like peppermint Dr. Bronners or you can't fuck me in my bed bc this is My Zone, and it's kind of an insane thing to ask people

I mean if you really want a take that you can hate me for, I think people who only take morning showers are nasty. I will never let the opinion of someone who willingly sleeps in the pollen and dirt and sweat of the day matter to me