What even is....

“fired for his shirt” okay… Can’t even call it how it is..

i nominate november 5, 2020 as the single most buckwild night in internet history

People are gonna be remember remember the fifth of November -ing for a different fucking reason now

the kicker is he was being asked if his work was coming from the approach of man vs. nature aka “THE ENVIRONMENT STRIKES BACK” but no. his literal words were along the lines of “sharks are not very scary if you are never in the water so i had to make them scarier, and now they have legs.”

Junji Ito has the best fucking take on horror, which is ‘wouldn’t that be weird’ and then he draws it into the most terrifying thing possible.

every single one of his stories ends with “and then the thing mysteriously disappeared”. i think its fair to say hes putting a base amount of effort into the concept and maxing out on execution

To be fair, most horror writers go the same route…

My husband is outside humming something that sounds like a mix of “This is Halloween” and “It’s the most wonderful time of the year” while turning the front yard into something that wouldn’t look out of place at a haunted house attraction and he’s just so cute when he’s happy. 

The clown skeleton is chasing a dog skeleton who has his missing leg in its mouth.

When your husband has way more skeletons than you remember then maybe be worried a bit.