THE starch baby

An alien crasg landed in my yeard and he (he was wearing a he/they button so im not assuming) said he came here because on his planet nobody was allowed to play five nights at freddies and he was asking if i had a copy but i had to be real with him and say ive never played that shit once in my life and then he bled out while i watched

hi *without intention or ability to start a conversation*

How does mommy get her little cylinder out of a pringles can?

FREE HIM

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

if you activate all your glands at the same time it takes a screenshot