Not to be greedy but I want

Might fuck around and yearn too

i love knowing literally no youtubers 

you could show me like any picture of a 20-something and tell me they’re a youtuber with a huge fanbase and i would have to believe you 

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

PROTECT THEM

<3 This is the Most Wholesome Thread <3

i plug my nose and attempt to pop my eardrums, but my entire body ruptures like a zit

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

thanks

Somebody would have to fight me

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

cannot. stop. laughing.

Lizzy.

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead

You fool. What is manlier than death

2 deaths

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