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@leninist500
I’ve got a hitler queef

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Call me Jameson @jimmypopburzum
natural homosexual in nature ❤️❤️two loving young males loving on eachother in the forest with no shirt ❤️❤️they are both 21 years old ❤️❤️old enough to party ❤️❤️ old enough to love ☪️
@leninist500 @jimmypopburzum
Natural born killers *open prime video (in a whisper)*
“I agree fully with what your saying “
“I’m just really high and don’t know what’s happening I’m agreeing with”
Haydn Murray 2026
Expose yourself to kids -gg all in

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natural homosexual in nature ❤️❤️two loving young males loving on eachother in the forest with no shirt ❤️❤️they are both 21 years old ❤️❤️old enough to party ❤️❤️ old enough to love ☪️
@leninist500 @jimmypopburzum
This is me and my insane enemies to lovers arc couple truly and with no lies at all
Trump Is like j devvy
“Inshallah that’s haram” Haydn Murray, the intro of obsession
RIP columbine
#maybe we are Muslim
#ducks

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“Lift ya toes” - Haydn Murray
“You guys kinda forget I’m first aid trained” - Haydn Murray
Bit forward like- Haydn Murray, Romper Stomper @jimmypopburzum
Honey is bee vomit
Why would pez make this?
Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
Read more.
I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!
The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“
God, I adore history.
”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨
Welcome to the graveyard. Everyone who touches this post deactivates
If I deactivate after reblogging this post, I want everyone to know that I died with honor
I was scared it was gonna be the honestuck
ITS THE REAL ONE YES
You don’t understand how long I searched for this-
@shandycandy278 here you go this is for the anon c:
FUCK YEAH ITS BACK BABY
@goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 this is your url in post format
Fuck you but you’re right
If u suffered, y'all are gonna suffer with me
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT
reblogging because someone liked it and DIDN'T REBLOG smh 🤦♀️
MAINTAIN B A L A N CE
I think it's balanced now???
fantastic work everyone
Reblogging to make it balanced
Yee yee 😎
HOLY CRAP IT ACTUALLY IS BALANCED?? HOW??
WHICH ONE OF YOU
i am legitimately impressed
SOMEONE LIKED WITHOUT A REBLIG BUT DW I GOTCHU FOLKS