THIS MUFFIN IS SO LEMONY

I'm starting a collection

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

like a quarter of the railway

x

shonk

Saturday Night Live, "Toonces - The Cat Who Can Drive a Car"

Look at these koi

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

WAIT A SECOND

Real ones remember.