you wore my favorite sweater, being poor was never better

being a jack of all trades is dope as fuck honestly. it's like I'm doing crop rotation inside my own brain

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

yes this exactly

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

Hm. Interesting. Apparently cortisol production depletes magnesium stores. And I have a lot of symptomatic overlap with magnesium deficiency. And it can apparently help migraine. And ADHD. I think I'm going to try supplementing magnesium glycinate. L-threonate sounds really interesting too as that's magnesium that can cross the blood-brain barrier and apparently is super useful for memory and shit.

this can't keep happening

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.

Happy it’s Friday I’m a bug!

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

cats are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

Shanghai or Beijing.

New York City

Mexico/Los Angeles

London.

Baltimore

Hong Kong

Ohio

Where in Ohio?

Illinois

Panama City, FL

College Station, TX. Not a congenial place if you're allergic to goose-stepping.

fuck i love not being a mother