The Basement is Flooded

having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

if people want to leave your life let them.

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

fantasizing about you fantasizing about me

I just want to get dicked down again =/

please be noisy while i’m fucking you, i need the positive reinforcement

Everyone’s like “oh young Ewan McGregor is hot.” You are a coward. He is currently hot.

It was a clitorical question

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.