non-personal personal side blog

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

Boass can I go hoame I lack the human spirit

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

i have got to give up the desire to be understood. lol

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

jigsaw trap glitches out midway through & he has to come in with a bunch of tools and reset the whole thing. "sorry about that, should be good now"

hes literally drooling a little in this picture