non-personal personal side blog

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This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

I’m not avoiding my destiny I just had to lie down

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

new report finds that over 30% of uranium in nuclear power plants is lost via engineers having a little bite when they think nobody's watching

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

Almost completely true but we’re getting reports that scientists will soon be hard at work, but currently they have plany of time

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

no more daddy. in 2026 all men whimper on floor pathetic

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.