non-personal personal side blog

shipping the popular yaoi pairing but shaking my head while i do to indicate that i also care about the work's themes and other characters

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

the gracerocky sex tape that earth receives in the beetles is not actually a sex tape as such it’s a blurry whiteboard half in frame in the back of a video log created on day 26 of chain making after they’ve both gone completely insane. most of the whiteboard is covered in absolutely incomprehensible handwritten equations save for a single clean patch in the bottom right corner which has a straight up xenonite dildo suckered to it. just like left there absentmindedly. this of course triggers perhaps the first galactically significant rpf speculation in history

#like people are on twitter being like can you freaks stop being culturally insensitive it’s probably like a really mundane eridian tool.#quote tweet you know who else is a mundane tool. you for entertaining any other possibility other than that rock getting it in.

aftercare for posting on ao3

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

sometimes you will see a joke circulate within a fandom and at first it's all fun and games but then the slow and terrible realization starts to seep in that this will become in fact a widely-accepted way to read a specific situation between characters that were subject of said joke and there is nothing you can do about it but to watch the horrors unfold in real time

What jobs even exist