whats so fuck then

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

the only sexy shakespeare characters are lady macbeth, mercutio, and puck. those are the only characters i’d get down and dirty with

i’m not calling horatio ugly. he’s not sexy, he’s just a very polite gay man. he possesses a very gentle breed of handsomeness. send tweet

this is allowed to get notes but if ANY of you insist that hamlet is sexy i’ll flip my lid

i got my DNA test results and theyre negative

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

tumblr dot com is now a christian website so please everyone watch your fucking language and tag h*nd h*olding accordingly

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice