the moon bred new atlantic life tonight

I can confirm this is real I was Ryan’s eyeball

-instrumental in the lyrics and the signature sound of a beloved album that towed the line of emo and pop so effortlessly that it converted people to new genres of music only to be barely credited for said album. -written a song for my pansexual wife only for the pansexual lead singer of the band to rewrite it to be about a threesome and then that lead singer took advantage of the chorus’ built in pride message to strengthen his queer fanbase but again leave me and my wife WHO THE SONG WAS FOR pretty much uncredited outside of the baseline. -be responsible for the chorus of one of the most beloved songs of the band I was in’s discography because my old band wrote a demo with the verbatim words and melody and then the lead singer of my new band that took the chorus and only said it “Started from an idea Dallon had.” -been shot with an air gun on stage by the lead singer and had to continue the concert. -been paid a little enough about of money by the successful band I was touring with to need to clean carpets in my spare time. -been bullied by the lead singers friend/band’s security guard who was also a known creep to many including my wife -left that band, started a new one and later seen the new Panic! At the disco aesthetic only for it to be suspicious familiar to my new bands own. -just as my new band finally starts getting a little recognition, realised im not making the correct amount of money because my drummer has been stealing from me, possibly for years. -kicked said drummer out of the band and realised hes the reason I haven’t been able to afford enough musicians on tour. -gone on tour now that I have the money only for my tour bus to catch fire and hence destroy a lot of equipment. -after all that STILL NOT BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME

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