i’m not cut out for the job market you guys i’m meant to be someone’s lesbian trophy wife i just feel it in my heart of hearts 

I read this to my girlfriend and she agrees 100000 %.

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

They’re going to try and kill him.

He’s probably already dead

BOOOOOST THIS

YOOOOO

Nigerians are about to save the world

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

literally nothing is stopping you from putting on a petticoat and getting a damn milkshake how many times do we as a society have to go though this

Like I swear to fucking god, you can have the aesthetic without wishing for everything from an awful time period to come back.

But... They aren't saying they want to go back to the 50's they just wish that's the dates we have now (which aren't half as cute or romantic) were the same.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

Im fucking dead

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

End baby gate roger. Do it now

send this to your crush. just. just do it