Resident Art Hoe

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

How can I reblog this a million times?  The 1% are master manipulators.

The existence of another poor person is not why you’re poor.

work song by hozier is peak romance I mean “no grave can hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her”.,, “cause my baby’s sweet as can be, she gives me toothache just from kissing me”,, “I swear I thought I dreamed her”…. bithc!!!!

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

im gonna lay down a spicy rap someone please make a beat

Bald and dead in a ditch

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

in an effort to keep the cats from getting fur all over clean quilts i’m going to try to apply the “if there is a circle, a cat will sit in it” maxim by hoping that if there is a different colored box of blanket on the bed, they will lie on it

*makes a jerking off motion every time someone with authority talks*

Actually this is a good plot, and I want to see this.