Silent Pandemonium

Suspect #1:

Name: Calcifer Age: 1 and ½ Occupation: Professional Gatekeeper Hobbies: Meowing to leave the bedroom when the door is closed, then meowing to get back in exactly 30 seconds later; sticking his paw in my food when I’m not pay attention; ignoring the toys we buy him and playing with dish towels instead; Napping. Motivation: None. He generally stays in his lane and behaves well.

Suspect #2:

Name: Oliver Age: 1 Occupation: Professional Attention Seeker Hobbies:  Laying on my chest while I play video games and demanding attention; eating Greek yogurt; playing with cotton balls; hiding in boxes. Motivation: Likes to hide near the game consoles because they get warm.

Suspect #3:

Name: Banjo Age: 8 Months Occupation: Professional Butt Hobbies:  Eating cat poo when no one is paying attention; eating underwear; being a Good Boy™ when treats are involved; being a sinvergüenza; giving lots of love to everyone he meets. Motivation: Likes to stick his nose in places where it doesn’t belong.  Deductions: The Xbox One on button has drool marks all over it, very reminiscent of a certain puppers’ antics… Conclusion: Banjo has been licking the on button on the Xbox One because he likes the sound it makes when it turns on. BOOK HIM, BOYS!