spike spiegel alive in serbia

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

if you dm a chick on tumblr, she’s going to want to live in your house and get married

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com