you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

terry’s GIRLFRIEND? GAY ASS TERRY FLORES?

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.