Legi Vidi Vici

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

It’s so cool how Shane and Ilya react to each other’s bodies the way an indoor cat reacts to their automatic feeder going off in the other room

No one can see how badly I want it :)