True Story

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would apparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Can we redo this series with Hermione as the protagonist? 

Can we redo this series with Hermione as the protagonist?

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

2030 is as far away as 2000

1 + 1 = 2

Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow

this is surprisingly extremely encouraging

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

You gotta respect the pouch!

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed