Enough Clout To Run A Denny’s

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

Executive dysfunction so bad I feel like I'm holding myself hostage at gunpoint and issuing incomprehensible demands to the negotiator, who is also me. Christ.

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

womenkeep trying to lay eggs in me and im zcared

everyone is scared about becoming a parent, that's normal

There is no Love on that island

I do love calling narrative beats unearned. Like I do not call things unearned unless it's uh. earned. but it's really the harshest criticism I have. Yeah this happened in canon, but the story failed to convince me it wasn't self-indulgent nonsense; hacky pandering; or a panic move because no one figured out how to get from point A to point B and just kind of pretended the work had been done but it hadn't. It feels like you're trying to gaslight me but crucially you're so so bad at it. I have judged you and your bad story Unworthy.