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the initials of Heated Rivalry (HR) might look like theyāre a reference to the charactersā names (Hollander & Rozanov) but it actually stands for Human Resources, which is what Hayden Pike called when he learned his best bud too pure for this world been getting cracked six ways to Sunday for over a decade by none other than the Russian embodiment of Disneyās Dicks on Ice
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jfk is one lucky hoe i would feel so blessed if this diva was the last thing i saw before i died
yes but never say it like that again
"Boeing or Airbus" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate whilst furries draw their planes holding hands and kissing
holding wings, perhaps
On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.
So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"
And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."
"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"
"Of course!"
Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.
Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!
And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.
And turns it on.
Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously
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At least make the dystopia more tolerable you know what I mean??
āit sounds like youāre justifying their actions-ā i am. theyāre a fictional character. iām okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.
I reject all incarnations of the addams family written like spooky goths who hate normies. The joke is that they're warm and welcoming and they don't even know that they're weird. Still might maim you though because they also think everyone else is into hardcore sadomasochism.
when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like āthey taste like dirty dishwaterā because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldnāt bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat
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i just said out loud, āyou know what really gargles my goyles?ā and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave
I prefer this one:
not to be controversial bc I know this is likeā¦not in line with shifting opinions on fanfic comment culture but if thereās a glaring typo in my work I will NOT be offended by pointing it out. if ao3 fucks up the formattingā¦I will also not be offended by having this pointed outā¦
ālooking forward to the next updateā and āI hope you update soon!ā are different vibes than a demand, and should be read in good faith because a reader is finding their way to tell you how much they love it. I will not be mad at this.
āI donāt usually like this ship but this fic made me feel somethingā is also incredibly high praise. Iām not going to get mad at this.
even āI love this fic but Iām curious about why you made [x] choiceā is just another way a reader is engaging in and putting thought into your work.
I just feel like a lot of authors take any comment thatās not perfectly articulated glowing praise in the exact manner theyāre hoping to receive it in bad faith.
fic engagement has been dropping across the board over the last several years, and yes itās frustrating but it isnāt as though I canāt see how it happens. comment anxiety can be a real thing. the last thing anyone wants to do is offend an author they love, and that means sometimes people default to silence.
idk where Iām going with this I guess aside from saying unless a comment is outright attacking me Iām never going to get mad at it, and I think a lot of authors should feel the same way. ESPECIALLY TYPOS PLZ GOD POINT OUT MY TYPOS.
for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about
No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. Weāre horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will ā fuck, hang on, let me start again.
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āAlexandriaās Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).
When someone is born with Alexandriaās Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the personās eyesight. Those who have this mutationĀ will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes).Ā Women also do not menstruate, but are fertileā
NO FUCKINGĀ SHAVING
NO FUCKINGĀ PERIODS
AND I GET PURPLE EYES
WHY THE FUCK WASNāT I BORN WITH THIS
FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS
period
i have this
this was such a classic iām gonna bring this to tiktok and misinform the gen z girls
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