Irony

^THIS!!! Like, cool. I’ll take some more m/f couples, but they need to be diverse!!!!!!! I want trans guys and gals, I want people of color, I want healthy relationships!! People need to see themselves represented, and that includes all of those people who are in m/f relationships, but aren’t the “white cis guy and white cis girl” that are the current mold. Please and thank you.

yup. i’m not bored with m/f, i’m bored with STOCK STANDARD m/f. shake it up and I am SO THERE

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

Yes. Good.

@fitzefitcher the squad

I feel like this is what happens when you’re in the mid-1800s in London and invited into the country to read the will of your great uncle Thomas with friends and relatives you didn’t know about and when you arrive, there’s a big ass thunderstorm, so no one can leave and the lights flicker, the organ by the windy stares plays by itself and cousin carter ends up impaled on a candlestick and you gotta figure out whodunit.

ok but Scorpius is the type of kid that buckles up his stuffed animals

#oh he definitely was #every single one of them #and draco just sits there and waits with a straight face because he tried to drive off once before he was finished #and both scorpius and astoria told him off #all I can picture now is draco with a dead look in his eyes when he has to apologise to people for being late #‘sorry we’re late hector wouldn’t put his seat belt on - he’s fallen out with norma apparently - it’s the talk of the toy box.’ (x)

my disgusting son