Patrick Star

i laughed way harder at this than i should have

a sad truth of women in relationships; their silent tears in the bathroom, the lights off during sex, unspoken insecurities and questions; fear of being too loud too hysterical too clingy. try to fix themselves to fix the other person’s problems - if i am prettier, smarter, faster, better - try to erase themselves to avoid conflict. small terrible jealousies he does nothing to dispel - he likes her facebook profile picture even after you tell him she rips you open - small terrible compromises that are really just giving up. women who change the core of themselves, who quietly give up dreams for his successes and for his children, who ask for little more than somebody else doing the dishes and still get moaned at. women who are the backbone of their house and still only seen as a kitchen trophy, a maid, a ball and chain.

Not all heroes wear capes…

Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they were married or some shit and brought my dad to as a witness and the judge was like “prove it? I don’t believe this is an actual marriage and you two are in love” and like they shrugged and started to make out so hard that security had to come to split them up because they went to far, so yeah, real homies make out in a court room to get your homie into Canada to avoid being deported back to his refugee camp.

love this

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm

omg

honestly, I’m so jealous?? 

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

IF A GIRL WANTS TO LOOK GOOD ITS FOR HER, NOT FOR YOU

I will teach my daughter so much self love

Okay sorry but arab girls/hijabi girls are so underrated bc like i see posts everywhere on how canadians/northerners are so hardcore in cold weather But Havent you fucking seen an arab girl in summer Can you wear hijab in 30°+ celsius ??? Ahahahah bet not CaN YOU WEAR A FUCKIGN NIQAB IN 40° CELSIUS?? THOUGHT SO.