i think sam and dean just never consider using actual first aid equipment becuz john’s been using whiskey & dental floss this whole time but sam goes to stanford and one day he trips and cuts his knee pretty bad and jess helps him home and he goes to pour neat vodka on the wound and she’s like “what the fuck are you doing theres sterile alcohol wipes and butterfly strips in the bathroom” and sam’s like wait a second. maybe we are stupid.

he saw project runway and memorized it

i cannot isolate which element of this is the coziest! is it the soft paws? the gentle piano music? the scrawling text printed upon the coverlet??

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

You’re all monsters

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

Oh finally. A real Christian.

Now THIS man’s read the book

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

I see this and I raise you Perry and Doof fighting six feet apart to adhere to proper social distancing rules. Perry has a mask over his bill.