New Gendrr Who Dis?

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

just for the record i would have played wolves with you

precognitive sixth sense which reveals to me the exact contents of a tumblr user's bio based on the tone of their mildly uncomfortable reply alone

She looks like pastel goth mr bean