blood in your phone

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

honestly being around people who are not uncomfortable with you having feelings and desires makes the people who were uncomfortable so much worse in retrospect

Teasing the robot girl by showing her just a glimpse of my private key

Girl goes to the doctor and says shes all depressed. Says she struggles every day just trying to make it to the next. The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. You can play free tgirl toxic yuri vns by nadia nova. That should pick you up." Girl bursts into tears and cries, "But doctor…I am nadia nova!"