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The cat is so stoked to be there??? What a little star. 💜

plants will be subjected to the worst most horrible situations possible and will be like actually im built different.... no you will not learn from whence i came <3 hope that helps

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

this is beautiful

By this same token, maybe goodness isn’t the absence of bad thoughts or impulses, but the conscious choice to behave according to your moral ideals in spite of them. 

STOP

im trying so hard not to laugh its nearly 2 in the morning adsljksdjklf

FRANKIE MUNIZ??

This is the content I have been waiting for all 2019!

The older this gets the funnier it is